Re: Whiskey/Hotel game 2019 - Day 1.
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 4:37 pm
A telex, you say? OooOoooh. Bet they’ve got pagers an’all.
It’s all getting a bit spiritual down Kumbayah way. His Excessiveness the Bishop is creating all sorts of disturbance in the Gange, and now the Ju-Ju Methodists have apparently found enough in the collection plate to have heavyweight contractors returning their calls.
President Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh has been non-commital on the subject of religion. As long as the USSR was happy to bankroll N’Dahwehlahweh’s opposition to M’Tumbo’s regime, he was content to toe the Godless Communist party line.
When the Red Army decided to initiate unprovoked hostilities against pro-N’Dahwehlahwehan forces, however, the President Comrade General showed no hesitation whatsoever in appealing, very publicly to the mighty power of UJUJU.
This gives him some degree of spiritual kinship with the Ju-Ju Methodists...
However, there are claims under the Bishop’s guiding hand, Essextown’s orphanage was a child soldier factory.
President Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh thinks this criticism is unfair, inasmuch as it fails to recognise that it was the BEST CHILD SOLDIER FACTORY IN AFRICA!
The President would not be averse to reinstating that particular brand of old-time religion...
President Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh is indebted to Rhodieland for installing him in power... with the significant caveat that the rest of the world thinks Rhodieland is a massive dick. This kind of limits the President’s options when looking for foreign support.
Having said that, much supposed foreign support has taken the form of vague promises, whereas Rhodieland’s support tends to manifest promptly, wearing short shorts & carrying FN FALs.
Decisions, decisions...
It’s all getting a bit spiritual down Kumbayah way. His Excessiveness the Bishop is creating all sorts of disturbance in the Gange, and now the Ju-Ju Methodists have apparently found enough in the collection plate to have heavyweight contractors returning their calls.
President Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh has been non-commital on the subject of religion. As long as the USSR was happy to bankroll N’Dahwehlahweh’s opposition to M’Tumbo’s regime, he was content to toe the Godless Communist party line.
When the Red Army decided to initiate unprovoked hostilities against pro-N’Dahwehlahwehan forces, however, the President Comrade General showed no hesitation whatsoever in appealing, very publicly to the mighty power of UJUJU.
This gives him some degree of spiritual kinship with the Ju-Ju Methodists...
However, there are claims under the Bishop’s guiding hand, Essextown’s orphanage was a child soldier factory.
President Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh thinks this criticism is unfair, inasmuch as it fails to recognise that it was the BEST CHILD SOLDIER FACTORY IN AFRICA!
The President would not be averse to reinstating that particular brand of old-time religion...
President Comrade General N’Dahwehlahweh is indebted to Rhodieland for installing him in power... with the significant caveat that the rest of the world thinks Rhodieland is a massive dick. This kind of limits the President’s options when looking for foreign support.
Having said that, much supposed foreign support has taken the form of vague promises, whereas Rhodieland’s support tends to manifest promptly, wearing short shorts & carrying FN FALs.
Decisions, decisions...