WW2 Weekend - 8th June 2019

[Norman D. Landings]

I am so looking forward to this!

(The WWII action, not the business with the lube and whatnot.)

[grizzlymc]

Well, you have to take the rough with the smooth when it comes to Jeremy's BUM and CoC.

[Jeremy]

I am so looking forward to this!

(The WWII action, not the business with the lube and whatnot.)

So am I, on both fronts! Planning is well underway. At this stage we’re fielding a full company of troops on each side. My CoC just got Big!

[grizzlymc]

See young Norm, you'll be grateful for that lube once you see the size of Jeremy's big CoC.

[Norman D. Landings]

Reckon Jeremy missed a trick making the Brits an Essex regiment.

If you’d gone South London, they could have been the Vauxhall Cavaliers.

[Jeremy]

That is a good one Norm, I must remember that for future use!

[Jeremy]

Whilst standing semi naked on the patio of the local brothel (after giving that French lass a rather good rogering) and smoking a rather fine cigar in celebration, Captain Chavvo Chavrovski took a sniper round to the head. We won’t say which one. As such, it falls to Lt. Freddy ‘the finger’ Chavrovski to command the Royal Essex Light Cavaliers in his place. Fortunately Freddy is Chavvo’s nephew, so it worked out well.

Sadly EB has had to relinquish command due to other commitments, however I’m sure WW2 Dave will be able repel the dastardly Hun in equally fine fashion.

[Essex Boy]

Captain Chavvo Chavrovski could have just retired............

'Whilst standing semi naked, and in complete safety, on the patio of the local brothel (after giving those French lasses a rather good rogering) and smoking a rather fine cigar, Captain Chavvo Chavrovski reflected on his remarkably successful army career and his generous pension and huge lump sum....'

[Jeremy]

Is huge lump sum a euphemism?

This way, it’s set that Chavvo can be back to ravish more French maidens and slay the Jerry. Not necessarily in that order...

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Not necessarily in that order...

I'm not sure ravishing more Jerries and slaying more French maidens is really his style.

Even if he is from Essex.