Ayton Travel Plans

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

And if you do, try and film it!

[Paul]

My guess is that anything in a multipack had a limit of one.

Not here, common sense goes out of the window

Apparently the person providing our provisions during exile had to get into a discussion with Tesco staff as to how different something had to be to count as a different item. Apparently dog food cans all count as the same item regardless of type or flavour but milk is different if the container is different in any way! I did say he should have tried to buy four teaspoons and see if they enforced the three item quota on them too

[Paul]

to two long ones.

Just to increase your chances of picking up the virus, Grizz.

There was some talk a few weeks back that the virus was deliberately released to wreck the worlds economy.

Well you have to wonder when it came out of China and when it has a good hold elsewhere (with the UK talking about 12-18months before it's mostly gone) China's new cases drop to zero! Sounds like a cracking conspiracy theory about an engineered virus* and vaccine leading to world domination.

*If it has minotaurs and flying monkeys too we know Norms involved somewhere.

[Paul]

And if I piss on my laptop won't I get an electric shock up my todger?

You might, but at least you'll have marked it as YOUR laptop.

[MarshalNey]

You may scoff. The cure is powered Unicorns horn.

[grizzlymc]

Nah, the Chinese have taken a big hit, now their customers are taking a big hit, if the Chinese saw this as a weapon, it blew up in their face.

[MarshalNey]

Maybe, hopefully now they will tackle the dining habits of their rural population.

[grizzlymc]

Bats are eaten all round the world, I suspect that the problem is one billion people living in a small area.

[Essex Boy]

And if I piss on my laptop won't I get an electric shock up my todger?

Oh come on!

[grizzlymc]

If he pisses on the power converter, he probably will.